Space Opera Smuggler Sticker

I hear he streamed the Kessel run at 1.2Gb/s.
 
Item is a die-cut vinyl sticker measuring 3.75" x 2". Good for indoor/outdoor use, it features an image on the face side and a layer of adhesive on the back, allowing it to be placed permanently on surfaces. Includes a secondary layer of coated paper to protect the adhesive until you choose to use the sticker, free of charge! 
Shamefully made in USA. All of our stickers are hand-cut by a sad, middle-aged man in Philadelphia.
 
Image Description:
A thin line forming a yellow rectangle with rounded corners, slanted upward from left to right on a black background. Inside the rectangle are the words "STAR" and "WARS" in a thick, sans serif font, with the first two and last two letters overrunning each other. Above and below the rectangle is the text, "ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING" and "BASICALLY MAKES YOU HAN SOLO", respectively, in a thin serif font.